A Message from the VP of CEOs

"When I founded MEBRO, I was just a middle school dropout, working out of my dad’s basement, surrounded by the fruits of his million-dollar business and collection of antique muscle cars. But within a scant ten years, I was able to grow MEBRO into an organisation worth many hundreds of dollars. MEBRO is so lean and efficient, most of our employees don’t need homes, they sleep below their desks, dreaming dreams of of creating a project that changes the way that people create projects. Our financial forecasts, based on our proprietary algorithms, predict infinite growth and profitability by 2063. Invest now, or you'll be too late."